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Tips for job interviews in time of crisis and in a country of pretty little moral values:
- Leave your honesty at home.
- Lie and be confident while doing it.
- Smile and nod your head yes.
- Expect the best.
- Accept the worst.
- Keep smiling.
- Never mention your punk-rock, or any other similarly humiliating influences.
- Lower your standards
- Lick some ass.
- Suck some cock
- Never lose the smile.
Follow these tips and you’ll have that job in no time.
Oh, and remember, keep smiling.
empirical _ "I’m as surprised as you!”
chillin’ - the art of doing nothing without being bored